Vagmatfityart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful tapir.

Vagmatfityart created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagmatfityart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagmatfityart, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vagmatfityart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vagmatfityart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not kill squirrels.