Motrap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain seal.

Motrap created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motrap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Motrap, it will be very sad.

Motrap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Motrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Motrap.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Motrap's name in vain.