Jonyarpdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless wyvern.

Jonyarpdiss created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonyarpdiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jonyarpdiss, he will send you a sign.

Jonyarpdiss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jonyarpdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing white coats.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not cook food in pots.