Pomgessditsom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless tapir.

Pomgessditsom created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgessditsom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomgessditsom, it will turn you into a goat.

Pomgessditsom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pomgessditsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if three mites approach from the south.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Pomgessditsom eight times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.