Hakcudban is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able monkey.

Hakcudban created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hakcudban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hakcudban, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hakcudban's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hakcudban's Holy Commandments

1. Hakcudban loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near rats while wearing blue shirts and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.