Lunbidflig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring chicken.

Lunbidflig created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunbidflig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lunbidflig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunbidflig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunbidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing red shirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.