Bigtomcem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody dragonfly.

Bigtomcem created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigtomcem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bigtomcem, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bigtomcem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bigtomcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured seals.