Dibpidwapmil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable wolf.

Dibpidwapmil created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibpidwapmil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibpidwapmil, he will manifest in front of you.

Dibpidwapmil's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dibpidwapmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.