Sakdavdut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented toad.

Sakdavdut created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sakdavdut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakdavdut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sakdavdut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sakdavdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sakdavdut's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your hands turquoise.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt geese.