Cidfobbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty yak.

Cidfobbaf created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfobbaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidfobbaf, he will turn you into a tree.

Cidfobbaf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cidfobbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.