Dotfennab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous hydra.

Dotfennab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfennab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotfennab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dotfennab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dotfennab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Dotfennab.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.