Quafcipquat Nulcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind finch.

Quafcipquat Nulcuss created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcipquat Nulcuss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quafcipquat Nulcuss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Quafcipquat Nulcuss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Quafcipquat Nulcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quafcipquat Nulcuss' name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never laugh near squirrels.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.