Yarpbutnig Bamweegep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless fairy.

Yarpbutnig Bamweegep created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbutnig Bamweegep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarpbutnig Bamweegep, it will not care.

Yarpbutnig Bamweegep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yarpbutnig Bamweegep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpbutnig Bamweegep.

5. You must pray to Yarpbutnig Bamweegep nine times a day.