Kenhabfig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring shark.

Kenhabfig created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Kenhabfig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenhabfig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kenhabfig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kenhabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Kenhabfig on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Always help snakes.