Bumflaggup is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent toad.

Bumflaggup created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumflaggup, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumflaggup, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bumflaggup's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bumflaggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bumflaggup in the centre of the settlement.

3. Bumflaggup loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always wear red.