Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful fox.

Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Never jump near geese.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jatsiggem Kamfadvan Rillgebpit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about optics near dogs while wearing violet shoes.