Yoksabget is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Yoksabget created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksabget, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yoksabget, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yoksabget's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yoksabget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.