Vigquaghotflan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane wyrm.

Vigquaghotflan created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigquaghotflan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigquaghotflan, he will think nothing of it.

Vigquaghotflan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vigquaghotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing red kilts.