Kapgetdapflow is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring crane.

Kapgetdapflow created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapgetdapflow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kapgetdapflow, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kapgetdapflow's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kapgetdapflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shorts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Feed all hungry mites.