Cudstaftab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust duck.

Cudstaftab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudstaftab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudstaftab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudstaftab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cudstaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near doves while wearing fawn corsets and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.