Somzedbab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful crocodile.

Somzedbab created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somzedbab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somzedbab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Somzedbab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Somzedbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill porpoises.