Jabjanfut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong mouse.

Jabjanfut created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabjanfut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jabjanfut, it will turn you into a tree.

Jabjanfut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jabjanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jabjanfut in the centre of the settlement.