Yogfubyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring dragon.

Yogfubyatt created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfubyatt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogfubyatt, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yogfubyatt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yogfubyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.

5. You must love Yogfubyatt.