Hudmilrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate goblin.

Hudmilrul created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Hudmilrul, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudmilrul, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hudmilrul's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hudmilrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Never feed nuts to hamsters while wearing purple stockings.