Yoglop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless mole.

Yoglop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoglop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yoglop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yoglop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing gray shorts.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never think about dark matter near porpoises while wearing blue tights and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.