Sasraglik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind warg.

Sasraglik created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasraglik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasraglik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sasraglik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sasraglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Sasraglik on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the north.