Litvoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast dragon.

Litvoggom created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litvoggom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litvoggom, he will turn you into a rat.

Litvoggom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Litvoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Litvoggom on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never pour water over plants.