Mutrigtapgablimsandkar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent ferret.

Mutrigtapgablimsandkar created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutrigtapgablimsandkar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutrigtapgablimsandkar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mutrigtapgablimsandkar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mutrigtapgablimsandkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutrigtapgablimsandkar.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never wear black jumpers.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.