Dongebsis is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witty wasp.

Dongebsis created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dongebsis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dongebsis, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dongebsis' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dongebsis' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Put Dongebsis first in all things.

5. Dongebsis loves doves, so they must be respected.