Rutpigfot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering mink.

Rutpigfot created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutpigfot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutpigfot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rutpigfot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rutpigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not eat corn.