Wapflistad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Wapflistad created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wapflistad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wapflistad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Wapflistad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wapflistad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.