Bagrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous fairy.

Bagrip created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagrip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagrip, she will send you a sign.

Bagrip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.