Nurnartomthasnab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil lion.

Nurnartomthasnab created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnartomthasnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurnartomthasnab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nurnartomthasnab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nurnartomthasnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nurnartomthasnab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing cyan kilts.