Basstigdan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent raven.

Basstigdan created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Basstigdan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Basstigdan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Basstigdan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Basstigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about special relativity near badgers while wearing fawn shoes and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about planets.