Faggiglin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable troll.

Faggiglin created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faggiglin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Faggiglin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Faggiglin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Faggiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Faggiglin's priests.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing cyan kilts and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.