Rulpigcad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited wyrm.

Rulpigcad created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulpigcad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulpigcad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rulpigcad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rulpigcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rulpigcad.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to gulls while wearing red trousers.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into pink rooms.