Tailbomnart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic duck.

Tailbomnart created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Tailbomnart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailbomnart, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tailbomnart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tailbomnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to cats while wearing cyan stockings.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.