Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish fox.

Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagwotxemkadsadbogjan.