Catcatspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome rat.

Catcatspag created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catcatspag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catcatspag, he will send you a sign.

Catcatspag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Catcatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.