Bastbimzod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful wombat.

Bastbimzod created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastbimzod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bastbimzod, he will laugh at you.

Bastbimzod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bastbimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed pineapples to birds while wearing skirts.