Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous wolf.

Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul, she will come to you in dreams.

Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yamvolnurt Bunmapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never eat bark.