Dadvadbest is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous bear.

Dadvadbest created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadvadbest, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadvadbest, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dadvadbest's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dadvadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Hide if eight pigs approach from the west.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.