Nadrotbit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody bear.

Nadrotbit created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadrotbit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadrotbit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nadrotbit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nadrotbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nadrotbit on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.