Rotdubboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful hummingbird.

Rotdubboss created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdubboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotdubboss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rotdubboss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rotdubboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rotdubboss.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not listen to music.