Veggubpak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective cat.

Veggubpak created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Veggubpak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veggubpak, she will be very unhappy.

Veggubpak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Veggubpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not make images of living things.