Larglogtal is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent snail.

Larglogtal created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Larglogtal, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larglogtal, it will cry a lot.

Larglogtal's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Larglogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.