Nelflamnur is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent hippopotamus.

Nelflamnur created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Nelflamnur, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelflamnur, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nelflamnur's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nelflamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.