Wipleg Gatshavcem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful swan.

Wipleg Gatshavcem created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipleg Gatshavcem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipleg Gatshavcem, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wipleg Gatshavcem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wipleg Gatshavcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear gray jumpers.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wipleg Gatshavcem on top of all buildings.