Wigflis is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless hummingbird.

Wigflis created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigflis, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigflis, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Wigflis' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.