Gamriljon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane lizard.

Gamriljon created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamriljon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamriljon, it will turn you into a duck.

Gamriljon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gamriljon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Fast once a month.